Funny limerick poetry

Limerick Poetry

There was a boy that played with his car

The boy liked to say raar

His cars were under a sheet

His cars were not so neat

He drove the cars on the tar.

I had a wiggly tooth

The tooth touched the roof

The tooth had blood

The tooth was a dud

I put the tooth in a booth.

There once was a train

That went to spain

It loved the sun

Then got a bung

The train got caught in the rain.

There once was a heart that loved to play

The heart decided to play in the hay

The hay was spikey

The heart wore shoes from nike

That's why the heart likes to play all day.

There once was a kid that had a cat

The cat loved to sit on the mat

The cat’s owners name is pete

Pete is very neat

The cat decided to chase a rat.

The river is dirty

The river is murky

The river is gross

It smells like roast

What is that in the river is it a turkey.